谢谢你做我的朋友
Thank you for being a friend.
旅行数日后又重回此处
Traveled down the road and back again.
你的心是如此真诚
Your heart is true.
你是我的贴心好友
You're a pal and a confidante.
若你要开个派对
And if you threw a party.
邀请所有熟人到场
lnvited everyone you knew.
你将发现最好的礼物是我送出的
You would see the biggest gift would be from me.
贺卡上将会写着
And the card attached would say.
感谢你与我为友
“Thank you for being a friend"
黄金女郎 第四季 第十五集
翻译：古镇少年
你吃的是什么口味?
What did you get?
我不确定 我觉得是椰子味
I'm not sure I think it's coconut.
里面是白色的
It's white on the inside
但是外面有一圈红色
but there's a red ring around the outside.
哦 那是我的口红印 我不喜欢椰子
Oh that's my lipstick. I don't like coconut.
太恶心了!
Aw that's disgusting!
那块巧克力本来在你嘴里 现在又到我嘴里
That piece of chocolate was in your mouth and I just put it in mine.
又什么大不了的
Big deal.
我们咬了同一块巧克力
We took a bite out of the same piece of chocolate.
赶紧上报给c·埃弗雷特·库普
Call C. Everett Coop.
美国卫生部长
我只喂了你两年奶
I only breastfed you for the first two years of your life.
你也觉得恶心吗?
You wanna talk disgusting?
那才恶心呢
That's disgusting.
-好吧 -别拿我出气
All right, all right. Enough already. Don't take it out on me
就因为你的约会对象在情人节甩了你
because your date dumped you on Valentine's Day.
埃德加没有抛弃我
Edgar did not dump me.
他和他的律师出城处理紧急事务去了
He and his lawyer were called out of town on urgent business.
拜托 这个人是卖鸟浴盆的
Oh please. The man sells bird baths for a living.
能出什么事 一只麻雀滑倒了 要起诉他?
What happened a sparrow slipped and is suing him?
我真不敢相信
I can't believe it.
雷蒙德打电话来说他得了流感不能带我去
Raymond called, he's got the flu and he can't take me
参加情人节舞会了
to the big Valentine's Day dance.
恐怕我得和你作伴了 桃乐茜
I guess I'll be keeping you company Dorothy.
你为什么想当然地认为我没有约会对象?
Why do you automatically assume that I don't have a date?
她也认为这是明摆着的啊
She assumes there are seven days in a week.
再吃一块吧 妈妈
Have another piece of chocolate Ma.
当医生说它们对你有害时
The doctor didn't know what he was talking about
他们自己也不知道在说什么
when he said they were bad for you.
你们这辈子见过比这更美的东西吗?
Well have you ever seen anything more
devastatingly beautiful in all your life?
让我想想
Gosh let's see.
这是个反问句 萝丝
That was a rhetorical question Rose.
你们的男伴什么时候来接你们?
When are your dates picking you two up?
我们没有约会 布兰琪
We don't have any dates Blanche.
没有约会吗?在情人节?
No dates? On Valentine's Day?
你们这些可怜的人
Oh you poor things.
哦 我为你们感到难过
Oh I feel awful for you.
重要的是要保持振作 不要沮丧
Well the important thing is to keep your spirits up and don't get upset.
喂?
Hello?
哦 史蒂夫 我都准备好了
Oh hello Steve. I'm all ready to go.
你说什么?我花了一整天来准备的
What are you talking about? I spent all day getting ready.
我恨不得把你的眼睛挖出来
Oh I could just scratch your eyes out.
我恨你 我恨你 你去死吧!
I hate you. I hate you. I hate you. Drop dead!
-怎么了? -没什么
What's wrong? Nothing.
不用等我了 再见
Well don't wait up. Good night.
布兰琪 史蒂夫打电话取消了约会 是吗?
Blanche. Steve called and canceled your date, didn't he?
是的
Yes.
桃乐茜 你怎么知道的?
How did you know that Dorothy?
我是先知 萝丝
I'm clairvoyant Rose.
你真幸运 我一进池子 就像石头一样沉下去
You're so lucky. I get into a pool, I sink like a stone.
但你怎么知道布兰琪的事的?
But how did you know about Blanche?
我真不敢相信
I cannot believe this.
和你们三个一起过情人节
Stuck here on Valentine's Day with the three of you.
这是我一生中最糟糕的一天
Oh this is the worst day of my life.
哦 别抱怨了
Oh quit complaining.
情人节这天 你可能会遇到更糟糕的事情
There are worse things that could happen to you on Valentine's Day.
我知道
I know.
你有没有过一个没有约会的情人节?
Was there ever a Valentine's Day when you didn't have a date?
拜托 我80岁之前还在给老头染头发呢
Please. Until I was 80 I was combing geezers out of my blue rinse.
我说的是很久以前发生的事
No I'm talking about something that happened a long time ago.
我和萨尔开车送我父亲横穿全国
My Sal and I were driving my father cross country
去参加婚礼时 我们的车出了问题
to a wedding when we had some car trouble.
当然 萨尔和爸爸一直都合不来
Of course, Sal and Papa never got along anyway,
所以在我们离开布鲁克林之前就有麻烦了
so there was trouble even before we left Brooklyn.
但我们一到芝加哥
But once we hit Chicago,
汽车就开始发出一种奇怪的声音
the car started making a strange noise.
萨尔瓦多 你在看什么?
Salvadore what are you looking at?
你不用假装懂车
You don't have to pretend you know about cars.
你要是想给我留下好印象
You want to impress me,
就学会用叉子而不是面包皮吃饭
learn to eat with a fork instead of a bread crust.
要我说 这是没油了
If you're asking me, he ran out of gas.
没人问你!
Nobody asked you!
我在跟你说话吗?我在和我女儿说话
Was I talking to you? I'm talking to my daughter.
对我来说 你就是空气
To me, you don't exist.
那是谁在开车送你
Then who's driving you
去参加你侄女在加州的婚礼
to your niece's wedding in California?
你惹爸爸生气了 找个修理工好吗?这里太冷了
Salvadore you're upsetting Papa.
Would you please find a mechanic? It's freezing in here.
这里当然冷
Of course it's freezing in here.
智障先生决定在隆冬的芝加哥抄近路
Mister ziti for brains decides to take a short cut
through Chicago in the dead of winter.
爸 他不是那样计划的
Pop he didn't plan it that way.
他丢了地图 他不知道走哪条路了
He lost the map. He didn't know where he was going.
我本来想给他指路来着
I could have told him where he was going.
我第一次见到他的时候就告诉你他是哪路人了
I told you where he was going the first time I met him.
没有目的地 那就是他要走的路
No where. That's where he was going.
你嫁给了一个流浪汉
You married a bum.
请等一下 我们的车出了点问题
Oh excuse me. We're having a problem with the car.
抱歉 我要开始午休了
Oh I'm sorry I'm starting my lunch break.
我回来之后 在你们前面还有三辆车要修
And when I get back, I got three jobs ahead of you.
真好 这正是我一直梦想的
Beautiful. Just what I always dreamed about.
在芝加哥过冬
Spending a winter in Chicago.
当然 还有在庞贝过夏天
And of course the volcano season in Pompeii.
给你两块钱
Look. Here's two bucks.
你走的时候能把工具借给我吗?
Will you lend me your tools while you're gone?
请自便 伙计
Help yourself buddy.
你想喝啤酒的时候 还先问我开瓶器用哪头
Salvadore when you want a beer you have
to ask me which end of the opener to use.
你现在要他工具干什么?
What the hell are you gonna do with his tools?
放松 我马上就能带我们离开这里
Will you relax? I'll have us out of here in no time.
十二年前他和你搬进那间
The same words he used when he moved you
没有热水的破公寓时也是这么说的
into that crummy cold water flat 12 years ago.
爸爸 他已经尽力了
Papa he's trying his best.
你不害怕吗?
And that doesn't scare you?
你这样不公平 你从来没给过萨尔瓦多机会
You're not being fair. You've never really given Salvadore a chance.
我不明白你看上他哪一点了
You know, I don't understand what you see in this man.
这不是我能解释的
It's not something I can explain.
你说的关于他的一切都是真的
Everything you say about him is true.
大家都知道他不怎么聪明
Lord knows he's not terribly bright.
他长得不怎么好看 也不太能养家糊口
He's not terribly good looking and not much of a provider.
但我还是爱他 我不知道为什么
But I love him anyway. I don't know why.
都是些小事 你懂我的意思吗?
It's the little things. You know what I mean?
我要上厕所
I gotta take a leak.
你能找到洗手间吗?
You gonna find the bathroom?
要是找不到 就在墙根解决
If not, I'll find a wall.
萨尔 你修得怎么样了?
Sal are you having any luck under there?
老实说 还不行
To be perfectly honest, no.
不行?你真没用 你就不能做好一件事吗?
No? You baciagaloop can't you do anything right?
我又冷又累又饿
I'm cold, I'm tired, I'm hungry.
你饿了吗?
You're hungry?
-给 -这是什么?
Here. What's this?
今天是星期四 情人节
Today is Thursday. Valentine's Day.
情人节?
Valentine's Day?
等等 我们11号离开布鲁克林 所以今天
Wait, we left Brooklyn the 11th, so this.
萨尔
Sal.
我们离开布鲁克林前三天你就计划好了
You planned this three days ago before we left Brooklyn.
是的 我把它藏在座位下面了
Yep. I hid it under the seat
我在装箱子的时候
when I was loading the suitcases.
情人节快乐 索菲亚
Happy Valentine's Day Sophia.
我想这就是我想跟爸爸解释的
I think this is what I was trying to explain to Papa.
过来 你这个大笨蛋
Come here you big lug.
我好了 我们走吧
Okay I'm ready. Let's go.
-爸爸 那是什么声音? -我猜是机枪
Papa, what was that noise? My guess is machine guns.
什么？
What?
我在后面找厕所
I'm in the back looking for the john okay.
我看到一群人面朝墙站成一排
I see a bunch of guys are lined up facing the wall.
所以我猜厕所坏了
So I figured the toilet is broken,
所以我在这些人后面等着
so I'm gonna wait in place behind one of these guys.
突然有人对我大喊
Suddenly someone's yelling to me,
嘿 滚出去 你不属于这里
hey get out of there, you don't belong here.
我说等一下
I said wait a minute.
我年轻时对着比这更好的墙上撒过尿
I peed against better walls than this in my time.
然后我看到他拿着机关枪
When I see he is holding a machine gun.
所以我还是决定听他的
So I decided to take his advice.
我走了 然后所有人都倒下了
I move, right like that everybody's falling
就像你瑞金娜阿姨身上的苍蝇一样
like flies on your Aunt Regina.
你想象力太丰富了 爸爸
You're letting your imagination run wild Papa.
这里是芝加哥 不是西西里
This is Chicago, not Sicily.
你只是想家了 爸爸
You're just a little homesick that's all.
我看到几个街区外还有一个车库
I saw another garage a couple of blocks away.
但是车发动不起来啊
But the car's not running.
管它呢 我能动就行了!
Who cares, I am!
妈 这事从来就没发生过
Ma, that never happened.
你又没在情人节大屠杀现场
You were not at the St. Valentine's Day massacre.
我没说我在那场情人节大屠杀
I didn't say I was at the St. Valentine's Day massacre.
我说我在一场大屠杀的现场
I said I was at a St. Valentine's Day massacre.
那是芝加哥
It was Chicago.
在当时 芝加哥代表着两件事
And in those days Chicago stood for two things.
它们是什么?
What were they?
我怎么会知道?我是斯塔兹·特克尔吗?
How the hell should I know? What am I, Studs Terkel?
作家和口述历史学家
我忘了
I forgot.
我们别傻坐在这里浪费时间吃巧克力了
Well let's not just sit around wasting time eating chocolates.
让我们做点有意义的事情
Let's do something constructive.
要来点冰淇淋吗?
You wanna eat some ice cream?
这主意不错
That's not a bad idea.
好了萝丝你去拿 我失望得走不动了
Okay Rose, go get it. I'm too weak from disappointment.
我也很失望
Well I'm disappointed too.
那又怎样?桃乐茜 你让她去拿
Well so what? Dorothy make her get it.
去拿 萝丝
Get it Rose.
你们俩为什么对我这么刻薄?
Why are you two being so mean to me?
因为我们心情不好
Because we're in bad moods,
因为我们记得去年情人节你对我们做的事
and because we remember what you did to us last Valentine's Day.
你答应过不会再提那件事的
You promised you'd never bring that up again.
发生了什么?
What happened?
你不记得去年情人节发生了什么吗?
You don't remember what happened last Valentine's Day?
拜托 我都82岁了 我没有把内裤穿在
Please. I'm 82, be thankful I remember not to wear my underwear
裙子外面就已经谢天谢地了
outside of my dress.
大多数时候
Most of the time.
说吧
Tell your story.
去年的情人节
Last St. Valentine's Day,
我们三个人觉得周末出去玩可能会很有意思
the three of us thought it might be fun to go away for the weekend.
所以我们去了一个可爱的山间木屋度假村
So we went away to this cute little woodsy mountain retreat.
当我们到达那里时 我们大吃一惊
Well when we got there, were we in for a surprise.
这里还不错吧?
Isn't this lodge great?
哦 天哪 确实
Oh boy it sure is.
这里真是太美了
It's just so beautiful up here.
新鲜的空气 开阔的空间
The fresh air, the wide open spaces.
置身山中总是让我有一种浪漫的心情
You know being in the mountains always puts me in a romantic mood.
桃乐茜 你在山顶上做过爱吗?
Dorothy, did you ever make love on top of a mountain?
不 我最接近的一次是
No. The closest I ever came was making love
骑在一个叫老斯莫基的胖子身上做爱
on top of a fat guy called Old Smokey.
经典民歌On Top of Old Smokey 早时人们唱歌来求爱
我们登记入住吧
Let's check in.
您好女士们 欢迎来到阳光草地
Hello ladies. Welcome to Sunny Meadows.
哦 谢谢 哇!
Oh thank you. Whoa!
他的"喷头"露出来了
His clingen spritzer's showing.
请问 您想让我把这个放在哪里?
Excuse me? Where would you like me to put this?
请我喝一杯 然后我们再谈
Oh. Buy me a drink and we'll talk.
布兰琪
Blanche.
我很抱歉 就这么放着 我是说包
I'm sorry. Just hold on to it. Them. The bags.
你把小费放在哪里?
Where do you put your tips?
谁在乎呢?这是怎么回事?
Who cares? What is going on here?
显然这里有些误会
Obviously there's some confusion.
阳光草地是一个可以穿着随意的度假胜地
Sunny Meadows is a clothing optional resort.
你是说裸体夏令营? 我们事先不知道
You mean a nudist camp? Well we didn't know that.
谁预订的?
Well who made the reservation?
别看我
Well don't look at me.
萝丝 是你订的这里
Rose you made the reservation.
我知道 我只是不想让你看我
I know I just don't want you looking at me.
我很抱歉把事情搞混了 但这不适合我们
Look I'm terribly sorry about the mix up. But this is not for us.
我们要走了
We'd like to leave.
恐怕你们今晚要和我们在一起了 女士们
I'm afraid you're with us for the night ladies.
公共汽车要到明天早上才下山
The bus doesn't leave down the mountain till tomorrow morning.
女士们 我带你们去房间吧
Ladies, may I show you to your room?
给我们指路
Just point the way.
哦 太好了 在二楼
Oh good it's on the second floor.
谢谢你哦 萝丝 这是个很棒的情人节周末
Thanks a lot Rose. Oh this is a great Valentine's weekend.
在裸体主义者的酒店里困10个小时
Stuck in a hotel at a nudist camp for 10 hours.
对不起 桃乐茜 都是我的错 我误解了宣传册
I'm sorry Dorothy. It's all my fault. I misunderstood the brochure.
用上帝创造的酮体感受大自然之美
Fun in the buff at a mountain retreat.
远足、游泳 打排球
Hike, swim, and play volleyball
太阳照在你的屁股上
while the sun beats down on your fanny.
怎么不叫来大卫·霍洛维茨
Call David Horowitz,
保守主义者和极右翼活跃分子
我的意思是 他们怎么能不受这种曲解的影响呢?
I mean how can they get away with this misrepresentation?
我不明白人们怎么能到处乱跑
I don't understand how people can run around
向陌生人展示自己的裸体
showing their naked bodies to total strangers.
-很恶心 -令人作呕
It's disgusting. It's sickening.
太恶劣了 哟呼
It's terrible. Yoo hoo!
布兰琪 你能不能离开那扇窗户一会儿?
Blanche would you please get away from that window for two seconds?
过来一下
Come here a minute.
我想让你们看看这家伙打排球
I want you to see this guy playing volleyball.
布兰琪 你能不能别像个孩子一样
Blanche will you stop acting like a teenager.
你以前见过裸体男人 这有什么大不了的?
You have seen naked men before. What is the big deal?
这样发球不犯法吗?
Is that a legal serve?
每个人似乎都玩得很开心
Everybody seems to be having such a good time.
你越是盯着别人看
You know, the more you stare at everyone,
看起来就越自然
the more natural it seems.
是的 我也一直在想同样的事情
Yes I have been thinking exactly the same thing.
为什么我们不把顾虑放在一边 找点乐子呢?
Why don't we just put our inhibitions aside and have some fun?
我们在这谁也不认识
I mean we don't know anybody here
而且以后也见不到这些人了
and we'll never see any of these people again.
我真的有点饿了
I'm really getting kind of hungry.
我不介意去吃点东西
I wouldn't mind getting something to eat.
那我们就把谨慎抛诸脑后
All right. Then I say we just cast caution to the wind,
脱光屁股 尽情享受吧
get butt naked and have a good time.
如果你每说这句话我都有一美元 我早就是个富婆了
If I had a dollar for every time you said that, I'd be a wealthy woman.
我开始退缩了
I'm starting to chicken out.
好了 萝丝 宝贝 你别难为情
Now, now, Rose honey don't you be self-conscious.
这里可能有很多人的身材
There's probably lots of people here with bodies
比你和桃乐茜的差多了
much worse than yours and Dorothy's.
好吧
Well, then
那我们脱吧
let's just do it.
好了 我们快到了 走吧
Okay. Okay we're almost there. Here we go.
等一下
Now wait a minute.
布兰琪 算了吧 这太荒唐了
Blanche come on this is ridiculous.
我们总不能整个晚餐都把这些心放在面前吧
We can't go through an entire dinner holding these hearts in front of us.
桃乐茜说得对 我们怎么切肉呢?
Dorothy's right. How will we cut our meat?
要么做 要么不做
Well, look either we do this or we don't do it.
现在到底怎么做?
Now what's it gonna be?
我们数到三就走
We go at the count of three.
准备好了吗?
Ready?
一 二 三!
One, two, three!
不好意思 女士们 我们这里用餐是要着装的
Excuse me ladies, but we always dress for dinner here.
对你们来说 如果你们三餐都能这么做
And in your case we'd appreciate it
我们会很感激的
if you do that for all three meals.
我们坐在这里郁闷什么呢?
Oh look, what are we sitting around here all depressed about?
就因为今天是情人节 约会对象甩了我们吗?
Just cause it's Valentine's Day and our dates dumped us?
是的 布兰琪
Yes Blanche.
我只是想再吃下一碗冰淇淋之前说出口
I just wanted to hear it out loud before I had another bowl of ice cream.
我有个主意
I have an idea.
我们出去吃饭 一起庆祝情人节吧
Let's go out to dinner and celebrate Valentine's Day ourselves.
就因为我们没有约会对象
Just because we don't have dates
不代表我们不能玩得开心
doesn't mean we can't have a good time.
-是吗? -萝丝是对的
It doesn't? Rose is right.
这也算不上灾难啊
I mean this is hardly a disaster.
我们又不是世界上唯一在情人节没有约会的女人
We're not the only women in the world
who don't have dates on Valentine's Day.
妈 你想加入我们吗?
Ma you wanna join us?
不行 我有个约会
I can't, I have a date.
你有?
You do?
她是为了烦我们才这么说的
She's making that up to annoy us.
不 我真的有约会
No I'm not. I have a date.
他叫什么名字?
What's his name?
我不能告诉你
I can't tell you.
我见过他吗?
Have I met him?
没有 他是外地人
No, he's from out of town.
他要带你去哪里?
Where is he taking you?
我不能说 出于安全原因
I'm not allowed to say. Security reasons.
妈 这些都不是真的
Ma none of this is true.
好吧 我告诉你
Okay I'll tell you.
是胡里奥·伊格莱西亚斯 满意了吗?
It's Julio Iglesias. You satisfied?
西班牙歌唱家
预定四个人的座位 她饿了就会告诉我们事实的
We'll make the reservation for four. She'll tell us the truth when she gets hungry.
这就是事实
That is the truth.
他去中心看望他的阿姨
He was visiting his aunt at the center.
他说他喜欢我的魅力
He said he liked my spunk.
我想这对任何人来说都不容易接受
I guess it's not easy for anybody to accept
情人节这天没有约会
being dateless on Valentine's Day.
今天到底有什么特别的?
Well what's so special about this day anyway?
亲爱的 这是一年中最浪漫的一天
Honey it's the most romantic day of the year.
乔治在情人节这天向我求婚
George proposed to me on Valentine's Day.
我们知道 你告诉过我们
We know, you told us.
那又怎样? 反正也没地方可去
Well so what? You don't have anywhere to go.
我也不是要说那天晚上的事
Besides I wasn't gonna tell you about that night,
我要说的是多年后的另一个夜晚
I was gonna tell you about another night. Many years later.
还是在乔治求婚的那家浪漫小酒吧
Same little romantic bar where George proposed.
我们店最好的香槟 还有两个杯子
Our finest champagne. And two glasses.
非常浪漫
Very romantic.
毕竟今天是情人节
Well it is St. Valentine's Day after all.
两杯都倒吧 我没有在等人
You can pour both of them, I'm not expecting anybody.
女士 今天是情人节 不是圣帕特里克节
It is St. Valentine's Day lady, not St. Patrick's Day.
我不会把它们都喝了 我只是庆祝一下
Oh I'm not gonna drink them both, I'm just celebrating.
情人节这天 我丈夫就在这间酒吧向我求婚
My husband proposed to me in this very bar on St. Valentine's Day,
从那以后 我们就把它变成了一种传统 每年都会来
and after that we sort of made it a tradition and came back every year.
所以自从他去世后 我就一个人继续着这个传统
So since he passed away I've just continued the tradition by myself.
太浪漫了 边喝香槟边求婚
That's so romantic, proposing over champagne.
我从来没有想过那样的事情
I never think of things like that.
我知道我会毁了今晚的
I'm gonna ruin this whole night I know it.
等一下
Wait a minute.
别告诉我你想在情人节的时候求婚 就像乔治那样
Don't tell me you're thinking of popping the question
right here on St. Valentine's Day just like George did.
是的 但现在我在想也许这不是个好主意
Yeah. But now I'm thinking maybe it's a bad idea.
不不 别紧张
No no don't be nervous.
难道你不明白这是注定要发生的吗?
Don't you see this was meant to happen.
我是来帮你的
Well I'm here to help you.
我可以告诉你乔治对我说的一切
I can tell you everything George said to me.
我不知道这能不能行得通
Well I don't know if that will work.
当然有效 来吧
Sure it will. Oh come on now,
我们也许时代不是一辈人 但有些事情永远不会改变
we may be from different generations but some things never change.
爱就是爱 经久不变
Love is love, period.
坐吧
Here.
你说的对 但每对情侣都是不同的
I suppose. But every couple is different.
你就听着 我们当时就坐在这里
You just listen. We were sitting right here.
乔治用双手握住我的手
George took my hand in both of his,
深深地凝视着我的眼睛
and looked deep into my eyes.
他说：你知道吗 布兰琪
And he said you know Blanche,
你是一位非常特别的女士
you're a very special lady.
然后他说他就是无法忍受
And then he said how he just couldn't bear the thought of
在他的余生中哪怕有一天没有我陪伴
spending even one day out of the rest of his life without me right there.
然后他说 布兰琪
And then he said, Blanche,
你愿意做我的妻子吗?
would you be my wife?
在我哭完之后 我答应了
And after I stopped crying I said yes.
布兰琪 你说得对 爱就是爱 经久不变
Blanche you're right. Love is love, period.
有些事情永远不会改变 我要完成它
Some things never change. I'm gonna go through with it.
祝你好运 来 也谢谢你的倾听
Well good for you. Here. And thank you for listening.
维克多 来吧 我们找张桌子吧
Oh Victor. Come on. Let's get a table.
有件事我必须告诉你
There's something I have to tell you.
也许我错了 也许有些事情会改变的
Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe some things do change.
布兰琪 真是个甜蜜的故事
Blanche, what a lovely sweet story.
告诉我 他女朋友出现了吗?
Tell me did his girlfriend ever show up?
你说得对 布兰琪 有些事情永远不会改变
You're right Blanche. Some things never change.
我的约会对象马上就到了 我得准备一下
Well, my date will be here soon. I'd better get ready.
妈 你能别闹了吗?
Oh Ma, will you knock it off?
你说得对 都82了 还有什么好准备的?
Oh you're right. At 82 what am I gonna get ready?
我总是带着我的钱包 而且我不该在他开车之前小便
I always have my purse and I shouldn't
pee until he's got the motor running.
在任何年龄都应该为你的约会做好准备 索菲亚
At any age, you oughta be ready for your date,Sophia.
布兰琪 她没有约会
Blanche she doesn't have a date.
不 我想的是那次
No I was thinking more about that time that
我们三个正准备去
the three of us were getting ready to go away
和我们的朋友一起去情人节游轮的事
on that Valentine's Day cruise with our steadies.
哦 我记得
Oh I remember that.
我们在杂货店买了些零碎东西
And we were picking up some last minute
odds and ends at the drug store.
我们买了防晒乳 润唇膏
Okay we have sun tan lotion, chap stick,
还有六本俗气的言情小说
and half a dozen cheap tawdry romance novels.
好吧 那我们就都搞定了
Well then we're all set.
我们已经准备好了旅行所需的一切
We have everything we need for the cruise.
也许我们还没有准备好
Girls listen. Maybe we don't have everything we need.
怎么啦？我们还少了什么?
What? What are we missing?
我们要和杰夫、里奇和兰迪一起
Well we are going away for a romantic weekend
去巴哈马过一个浪漫的周末
to the Bahamas with Jeff and Rich and Randy.
现在这个时候
In this day and age,
带点保护措施可能是个好主意
it might be a good idea to take along some protection.
什么样的保护措施?
What kind of protection?
两个武装的平克顿警卫
Two armed Pinkerton guards.
安保公司
不 布兰琪说的是那个
No Blanche is talking about.
雀巢巧克力棒?
A Nestle's Crunch?
旁边
One over.
灌肠袋?
An enema bag?
右边
To the right.
震动棒?
Denture grip?
避孕套 萝丝 就是套啊
Condoms Rose! Condoms condoms condoms!
女士 冷静点!
Calm down lady!
你们刚出狱?
You just get out of prison?
姑娘们 你们觉得呢?
Girls. What do you think?
这主意不错 但我有点尴尬
Well it's not a bad idea but I'm a little embarrassed.
哦 我也是
Oh me too.
尴尬吗?没什么好尴尬的
Embarrassed? Well there's no reason to be embarrassed.
这些都是严谨的专业人士
Now these are discreet professionals.
这是私事啊
This is a private matter.
不管我们买什么都是我们自己的事
Whatever we buy is nobody's business but our own.
我要一包这个
I'd like a package of these please.
我要这些
And I'll take these.
我要这些
And I'll take these.
这也没那么糟 对吧?
Now that wasn't so bad was it?
乔 我要查一下避孕套的价格
Joe, I need a price check on some condoms.
有三位女士想要几盒乔治国王牌的避孕套
These three ladies here want a couple of
boxes of the King George prophylactics.
羊皮的还是超敏感的?
Lambskins or the ultra sensitive?
其中两个是羊皮
Two of them have the lamb skins,
金发的是黑色超敏感的
and the blonde has the ultra sensitive in black.
羊皮12.95美元 黑色的另加1美元
Lamb skins are 12.95 and the black is a dollar extra.
这些人在盯着我们看 太丢人
Look at all these people staring at us. Oh this is humiliating.
我这辈子从没这么尴尬过
I've never been so embarrassed in my life.
你们都盯着看什么呢
All right. Just what in hell are all of you staring at?
没见过三个活力四射 健康 性活跃的女人吗?
Haven't you ever seen three vibrant,
healthy, sexually active women before?
我们要和一些老朋友们
Now we are embarking on a little weekend cruise
一起进行周末航行
with some long time gentlemen friends
如果我们做点亲密的事情 就要做好准备的
and if we decide to be intimate, then we'll be prepared.
我们不会尴尬 难受 丢人
We are not embarrassed, we're not
uncomfortable. We are not humiliated.
今天我们要昂首阔步地走出这里
We're gonna walk outta here today with our heads held high.
我们确信所做的
Secure in the knowledge that what we have done
是有道德和社会责任感的
is morally and socially responsible.
对不对 姑娘们?
Isn't that right girls?
我不认识这个女人
I have no idea who this woman is.
这是我给我弟弟买的
I bought these for my brother.
萝丝 萝丝
Rose. Rose!
我这辈子从没这么尴尬过
I was never so embarrassed in my entire life.
但那次情人节游轮之旅很开心啊
But it did turn out to be a lovely Valentine's cruise.
并不是
Well it did not.
我们甚至根本没有用那些避孕套
We never even had to use those condoms.
你没有吗?我用光了我所有的
You didn't? I used every one of mine.
深夜 我给它们灌满水
Late at night I filled them with water
然后把它们扔向跳林波舞的
and threw them at the people in the limbo line.
舞者仰身向后穿过距地面极低的横直障碍物 对身体条件要求很高 容易损害健康
会是谁呢
I wonder who that could be.
可能是我的约会对象
Probably my date.
不用大惊小怪
Now don't make a fuss over him.
那些拉丁艺人脾气都很暴躁
Your fiery Latin entertainers have a very short fuse.
情人节快乐!
Happy Valentine's Day!
雷蒙德 我以为你病了!
Raymond I thought you were sick!
我还以为你得工作呢
And I thought you had to work.
你告诉我你有紧急情况
You told me you had a last minute emergency.
所以他们都是骗子
So they're all liars.
当你计划这样的惊喜时 这就是优势
That's an asset when you're planning a surprise like this.
来吧 我们预订了晚餐和舞会
Come on we've got reservations for dinner and dancing.
妈 我打赌你一直都跟这事有关系 对吧?
Ma I bet you were in on this all along, weren't you?
当然了
Of course I was.
这些笨蛋对浪漫的理解
These dimwits idea of romance
就只是银子弹啤酒和《爱之船》的重播
is a Coors Light and a Love Boat rerun.
游轮乘客和船员的浪漫和喜剧故事
好了 我们走吧 豪华轿车在等了
All right let's go. Limousine's waiting.
哦 你们这些小坏蛋
Oh you little devils you.
等一下 亲爱的 你确定不想和我们一起吗?
Wait a minute. Honey are you sure you don't wanna join us?
你耳朵里塞了杏仁糖吗?
You got a marzipan bar in your ear?
我告诉过你 我和那个人有约会
I told you. I've got a date with you know who.
妈 我们爱你
Ma we love you.
我知道
Ya right.
-你相信了？ -是的
You fell for it. I did.
胡里奥?
Julio?
你好 索菲亚
Hello Sophia.
-你为什么不走正门? -我不想被人看见
Why didn't you use the front door? I didn't want to be seen.
如果都没人看见
Well what's the point in going out
那咱俩约会还有什么意义？
with Julio Iglesias if no one's gonna see us?
告诉我
Tell me.
我们一到沃尔夫熟食店
Once we hit Wolfie's Deli,
你就给我唱首小夜曲吧
I would appreciate it if you could serenade me with Begin the Beguine.
我们一起唱
We sing together.
哦 别这样
Oh come on.
我们一起来吧
Let's try it together.
没错 很好
That's it.Perfect.
翻译：古镇少年